This should be sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it
1962: Long hair 2012: Longing for
hair
1962: KEG 2012: EKG
1962: Acid rock 2012: Acid reflux
1962: Moving to California because it's
cool 2012: Moving to Arizona
because it's warm
1962: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or
Liz Taylor 2012:
Trying NOT to look like Marlon
Brando or Liz Taylor
1962: Seeds and stems 2012: Roughage
1962: Hoping for a BMW 2012: Hoping for a BM
1962: Going to a new, hip joint 2012: Receiving a new hip
joint
1962: Rolling Stones 2012: Kidney Stones
1962: Screw the system 2012: Upgrade the
system
1972: Disco 2012: Costco
1962: Parents begging you to get your hair
cut 2012: Children begging
you to get their heads shaved
1962: Passing the drivers' test 2012: Passing the vision
test
1962: Whatever 2012: Depends
Just in case
you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year
the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the
faculty a sense of the Mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this
year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the
nation were born in 1993.
They are too young to remember the
space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included
AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw
off and plastic.
The CD was introduced 2 years before they were born. They have always had an answering
machine..
They have always had
cable. They cannot fathom not having a
remote control.. Jay Leno has always been on the
Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the
microwave.
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They never took a swim and thought about
Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact
lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where
he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the
Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de
plane.."
They do not care who shot J. R. and
have no idea who J. R. even is.
Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam
containers. They don't have a clue how to use a
typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? Pass this on
to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those
of you who have trouble reading..
So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to
have friends who know about these things and are still alive and
kicking!!!!
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