Friday, September 19, 2014
Photos, mostly ones You May Not Have Seen Before. Some are really cool.
1. Path-Laying Machine
2. The Internal Mechanism of a Watch by Patek Philippe, Considered the Finest Watchmaker in the World
3. Sunset and Eclipse Happening at the Same Time
4. Algodones Sand Dunes Curvy Border Fence in Southern California
5. Perfect Cubes of Pyrite Formed by Mother Nature
6. Melted Glass in a Fire Damaged Building
7. World's Deepest Swimming Pool - 113 Ft. Deep and Holding 600,000 Gallons
8. A Turtle Riding a Jellyfish
9. A Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
10. You Won't Believe How Accurate GE's New CT Scanner Is
11. Horizontally Spiraled Bricks On a New Restaurant Building
12. Lizard Shed His Entire Face in One Go
13. Intricate Colored Pencil Drawing of a Wave
14. This Eggshell Has More Than 20,000 Holes Drilled in It
15. Sverd i fjell Giant Sword Monument in Norway
16. Present Day Manhattan Versus What It Would Have Looked Like 600 Years Ago
17. Cool Idea for a Bridge
18. This Is What Space Mountain Looks Like With the Lights On
19. Cabbage Geometry
20. The Fukang Meteorite
21. Human Vision (Top) vs. Cat Vision (Bottom)
22. A Cabinet Carved to Look Like a Digital Glitch
23. Grass After a Lightning Strike
24. This 3D-Printed Cast Uses Ultrasound to Heal Bones 40% Faster
25. Bridge Over Icy Water
26. Fireworks, When the Camera Refocuses During the Explosion
27. Wounded Lion Sculpture in Honor of Swiss Guards Who Died in the French Revolution - Luzern, Switzerland
28. Artist Designs a Wolf Out of Pipe Cleaners
29. Moreton Island, Queensland, Australia. It's a man made scuttle structure so boats could have safe anchorage while also providing a neat dive site
30. Lenticular 'UFO' Cloud
31. The Runway at the Gibraltar International Airport Has a Road Crossing It
32. Loaf of Art. Each Color Was Layered to Form the Picture. Apparently Each Slice Sold for $5000.
33. View of Space Shuttle Atlantis from the International Space Station
34. What a Liter Bottle of Soda Looks Like Before Compressed Air Is Added
35. Rarely Seen Back of the Hoover Dam Before It Was Filled with Water in 1936
36. Marlon Brando Before and After His Makeup Was Done for His Role in the Godfather
37. Power Strip Liberators
38. Cross Section of Undersea Cable
39. This Is Only One Picture
40. Cryptex Flash Drive
41. Cross Section of a Commercial Airplane
42. There Are 1 Million Different Colors in This Picture
43. Hitler Had to Cut His Moustache to Fit Into a Gas Mask. This Is How He Looked Before
44. A Fish That Eats Prey Up to 10x Its Mass and Twice Its Length
45. Bismuth Is a Chemical Element With An Amazing Iridescent Oxide Surface
46. Coins Stacked in Such a Way That They Extend Past the Edge of the Table
Monday, September 8, 2014
Your Laugh For the Day
Did I read that sign right?“TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.”------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ - In a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVEALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- In a London department store:BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS...------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------- In an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------------- In an office:AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOTAND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ -- Outside a second-hand shop:WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -- Notice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS...------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------ Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so.)ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Seen during a conference:FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'TKNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------- Notice in a farmer's field:THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THEFIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Message on a leaflet:IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELLYOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------- On a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ONTHE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ -- Man Kills Self Before Shooting WifeAnd DaughterThis one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ----------------- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert SaysReally? Ya' think?------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------------------- Police Begin Campaign toRun Down JaywalkersNow that's taking things a bit far!------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------------------- Panda Mating Fails; VeterinarianTakes OverWhat a guy!
------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after DeathNo-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------------------- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works better than a fair trial!----------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ ----------------------- War Dims Hope for PeaceI can see where it might have that effect!------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,It May Last AwhileYa' think?!------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------------------- Cold Wave Linked to TemperaturesWho would have thought!------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;Police Suspect HomicideThey may be on to something!------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- Red Tape Holds Up New BridgesYou mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery ChargeHe probably IS the battery charge!------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks forLarger Test GroupWeren't they fat enough?!------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- Astronaut Takes Blame forGas in SpacecraftThat's what he gets for eating those beans!------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- Kids Make Nutritious SnacksDo they taste like chicken?************************************************************ ******************** Local High School Dropouts Cut in HalfChainsaw Massacre all over again!************************************************************ ****************************** **** Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot DoctorsBoy, are they tall!************************************************************ ****************************** ***** And the winner is...Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds DeadDid I read that right?************************************************************ ****************************** *** Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!
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