Friday, September 19, 2014






Photos, mostly ones You May Not Have Seen Before. Some are really cool.





1. Path-Laying Machine




2. The Internal Mechanism of a Watch by Patek Philippe, Considered the Finest Watchmaker in the World




3. Sunset and Eclipse Happening at the Same Time




4. Algodones Sand Dunes Curvy Border Fence in Southern California




5. Perfect Cubes of Pyrite Formed by Mother Nature




6. Melted Glass in a Fire Damaged Building




7. World's Deepest Swimming Pool - 113 Ft. Deep and Holding 600,000 Gallons




8. A Turtle Riding a Jellyfish




9. A Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth




10. You Won't Believe How Accurate GE's New CT Scanner Is




11. Horizontally Spiraled Bricks On a New Restaurant Building




12. Lizard Shed His Entire Face in One Go

13. Intricate Colored Pencil Drawing of a Wave




14. This Eggshell Has More Than 20,000 Holes Drilled in It




15. Sverd i fjell Giant Sword Monument in Norway




16. Present Day Manhattan Versus What It Would Have Looked Like 600 Years Ago




17. Cool Idea for a Bridge




18. This Is What Space Mountain Looks Like With the Lights On




19. Cabbage Geometry




20. The Fukang Meteorite




21. Human Vision (Top) vs. Cat Vision (Bottom)




22. A Cabinet Carved to Look Like a Digital Glitch




23. Grass After a Lightning Strike




24. This 3D-Printed Cast Uses Ultrasound to Heal Bones 40% Faster




25. Bridge Over Icy Water




26. Fireworks, When the Camera Refocuses During the Explosion




27. Wounded Lion Sculpture in Honor of Swiss Guards Who Died in the French Revolution - Luzern, Switzerland




28. Artist Designs a Wolf Out of Pipe Cleaners




29. Moreton Island, Queensland, Australia. It's a man made scuttle structure so boats could have safe anchorage while also providing a neat dive site




30. Lenticular 'UFO' Cloud




31. The Runway at the Gibraltar International Airport Has a Road Crossing It




32. Loaf of Art. Each Color Was Layered to Form the Picture. Apparently Each Slice Sold for $5000.




33. View of Space Shuttle Atlantis from the International Space Station




34. What a Liter Bottle of Soda Looks Like Before Compressed Air Is Added




35. Rarely Seen Back of the Hoover Dam Before It Was Filled with Water in 1936




36. Marlon Brando Before and After His Makeup Was Done for His Role in the Godfather




37. Power Strip Liberators




38. Cross Section of Undersea Cable




39. This Is Only One Picture




40. Cryptex Flash Drive




41. Cross Section of a Commercial Airplane




42. There Are 1 Million Different Colors in This Picture




43. Hitler Had to Cut His Moustache to Fit Into a Gas Mask. This Is How He Looked Before




44. A Fish That Eats Prey Up to 10x Its Mass and Twice Its Length




45. Bismuth Is a Chemical Element With An Amazing Iridescent Oxide Surface




46. Coins Stacked in Such a Way That They Extend Past the Edge of the Table


























Monday, September 8, 2014

Your Laugh For the Day


Did I read that sign right?
“TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.”
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In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE
ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
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In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS...
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In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
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In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
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Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
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Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS...
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Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so.)
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
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Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T
KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
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Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE
FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL
YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON
THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife
And Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya' think?
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Police Begin Campaign to
Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian
Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
Ya' think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for
Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for
Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).
We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!